this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
today a boy on the train had a cigarette with his number on it, he handed it over to me and said “do you want it?”
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
watching tv shows online










